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Chapter Seven
The Boss
Henry Horatio Harper turned and began to shuffle away across the central square. Luke, Resus and Cleo hurried after him.
“Lunchtime?” asked Cleo, catching up with the phantom. “You mean the bell rings like that at this time every day?”
Henry nodded, his top hat wobbling. “Not that you’d be able to hear it; it’s a phantom bell.”
“A phantom bell for phantom lunch hour?” said Luke. “Please don’t think I’m being rude, but lunch hour from what?”
The ghost continued his shuffling walk. “From haunting,” he said. “What else?”
Resus looked surprised. “You mean you’re doomed to haunt the houses of Scream Street?”
“Not doomed,” said Henry. “Although there are days when I feel like that.”
“So, how does it work?” asked Luke.
Henry sighed. “I work for a company called Haunting in Scream Street – or HISS for short. Haunting houses around here is my job.”
“And you get a lunch break from it?” asked Resus. “That’s ridiculous!”
Henry stopped and stared hard at Resus. “Have you been talking to my boss?”
“No,” said Resus. “Why?”
“He wants to do away with our lunch hour as well.” The phantom turned and continued walking. “And if I don’t get back to work soon, he won’t let me take my exam.”
“I still don’t understand,” said Cleo, catching up with the ghost again. “What exam?”
“All ghosts start out at the bottom,” Henry explained miserably. “It’s called spirit level one. Over the centuries you can take haunting exams to rise up to spirit level two and beyond.”
“What do the levels mean?” asked Luke.
“They determine what kind of haunting jobs we get to do,” replied Henry. “Level one ghosts can only make things go bump in the night, but when you go up to level two, you get to go ‘Whoooooo!’ between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m., throw one item a night and spook pets by blowing in their faces.”
“And level three?” asked Cleo.
“Light chain work and creepy footsteps.”
“I get it!” said Resus. “Going up a spirit level is like getting a promotion.”
“That’s it,” said Henry.
“And the longer you’ve been a ghost, the more you get promoted,” said Cleo.
“Exactly,” said Henry.
“How long have you been a ghost?” asked Luke.
“Just short of three hundred years.”
“And what spirit level are you at now?” asked Cleo.
Henry looked as though he might cry again. “Level one.”
“Ah,” said Resus.
The phantom sighed. “I’d love the chance to scare a cat, but they just ignore me – like everybody else. I’ll never get to go ‘Whoooooo!’”
“Of course you will,” said Cleo. “All you’ve got to do is pass your exam. It can’t be that hard...”
“Then why has he failed it over a thousand times?” roared a voice. Henry began to tremble as another figure shimmered into existence in front of the group. “And why is he late for his last chance to take it?”
“Lunchtime?” asked Cleo, catching up with the phantom. “You mean the bell rings like that at this time every day?”
Henry nodded, his top hat wobbling. “Not that you’d be able to hear it; it’s a phantom bell.”
“A phantom bell for phantom lunch hour?” said Luke. “Please don’t think I’m being rude, but lunch hour from what?”
The ghost continued his shuffling walk. “From haunting,” he said. “What else?”
Resus looked surprised. “You mean you’re doomed to haunt the houses of Scream Street?”
“Not doomed,” said Henry. “Although there are days when I feel like that.”
“So, how does it work?” asked Luke.
Henry sighed. “I work for a company called Haunting in Scream Street – or HISS for short. Haunting houses around here is my job.”
“And you get a lunch break from it?” asked Resus. “That’s ridiculous!”
Henry stopped and stared hard at Resus. “Have you been talking to my boss?”
“No,” said Resus. “Why?”
“He wants to do away with our lunch hour as well.” The phantom turned and continued walking. “And if I don’t get back to work soon, he won’t let me take my exam.”
“I still don’t understand,” said Cleo, catching up with the ghost again. “What exam?”
“All ghosts start out at the bottom,” Henry explained miserably. “It’s called spirit level one. Over the centuries you can take haunting exams to rise up to spirit level two and beyond.”
“What do the levels mean?” asked Luke.
“They determine what kind of haunting jobs we get to do,” replied Henry. “Level one ghosts can only make things go bump in the night, but when you go up to level two, you get to go ‘Whoooooo!’ between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m., throw one item a night and spook pets by blowing in their faces.”
“And level three?” asked Cleo.
“Light chain work and creepy footsteps.”
“I get it!” said Resus. “Going up a spirit level is like getting a promotion.”
“That’s it,” said Henry.
“And the longer you’ve been a ghost, the more you get promoted,” said Cleo.
“Exactly,” said Henry.
“How long have you been a ghost?” asked Luke.
“Just short of three hundred years.”
“And what spirit level are you at now?” asked Cleo.
Henry looked as though he might cry again. “Level one.”
“Ah,” said Resus.
The phantom sighed. “I’d love the chance to scare a cat, but they just ignore me – like everybody else. I’ll never get to go ‘Whoooooo!’”
“Of course you will,” said Cleo. “All you’ve got to do is pass your exam. It can’t be that hard...”
“Then why has he failed it over a thousand times?” roared a voice. Henry began to tremble as another figure shimmered into existence in front of the group. “And why is he late for his last chance to take it?”
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Oh no! How will it all end? Will Henry ever get to level two in his Spirit Levels? Make sure you head on over to Tall Tales and Short Stories tomorrow for the next part of the story!